" Ironic "
Alanis Morissette
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-Hi-yahi-i
An old man
Turned ninety-eight,
He won the lottery
And died the next day,
It's a black fly
In your Chardonnay,
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late,
And isn't it ironic,
Don't you think?
It's like raiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day!,
It's a free ri-iiiiiiide when you've already paid,
It's the good adviiiiii-iiice that you just didn't take,
Who would've thought it figures?
Mr. Play it safe
Was afraid to fly,
He packed his suitcase
And kissed his kids good-bye,
He waited his whole damn life
To take that flight,
And as the plane crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
Well, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay
And everything's going right,
And life has a funny way
Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face.
A traffic jam
When you're already late,
A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break,
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife,
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife,
Don't you think?,
A little too ironic,
And yeah, I really do think.
And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you-o-uu-
-Mmmm!, life has a funny-funny way
Of helping you out,
Of helping you out...
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