• 標題:Ass Like That
  • 歌手:Eminem
  • 專輯:Encore
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    Eminem - Ass Like That


    The way you shake it, I can't believe it
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing
    I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
    The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
    She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
    Think someones at the door
    But I don't think I'm gonna answer
    Police saying "freeze"
    What do you mean freeze?
    Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
    I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
    I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
    I'm already on my knees
    I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
    And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
    Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
    Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
    For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
    I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
    Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
    Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
    Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
    Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
    I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
    Doing doing doing
    Geez, I just got my seat
    I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
    Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
    I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
    I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
    And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
    Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
    I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
    Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
    What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
    I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
    And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
    Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
    I ain't never seen a butt like that
    Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
    The way she moves she dances like a go-go
    In that video she sings get out your poles, so
    I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
    My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
    I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
    Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
    Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
    I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
    On the radio, but I think I did
    Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
    I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
    Get to the chopper, everybody get out
    I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
    So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
    Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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